May 2013
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
wurnbo:
how to get out of bed
wake up
no
go back to sleep
bluebeanze:
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
stumpology:
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
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toxicdaydreamer:
maybe—-not
satanic-reverie
teen-idle-wish
whisperedwillows
mind—less
twentyfirst-centurywh0re
cosmictripping
d-jected
transparentprincess
grunge-is-the-new-pink
delusionalised
neonangel15
popunkie
sal-twater
toxic—-roses
chillkitten
drippingacidd
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
thecompanionsdoctor:
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes...
